10 Funny Quotes

Our lives can often get a bit hectic and overly serious. We can get stressed and anxious due to work, relationships or just develop a negative mindset as a result of all of the doom and gloom in the world right now. At times like that there's no better way to laugh at the absurdity and humor in life than by reading through a collection of funny quotes. There's quite often a "truth" embedded in quotes too, which, beyond the laughter, teaches us something about life.

I've always been a fan of funny quotes and sayings and below are ten of my personal favorities. Feel free to add your own funny quotations in the comments section.

Don’t think of yourself as an ugly person, think of yourself as a beautiful monkey - Anonymous

To lose one parent, Mr. Worthing, may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose both looks like carelessness - Oscar Wilde

He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house - Zsa Zsa Gabor

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me - Fred Allen

I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three - Elayne Booster

I was born in very sorry circumstances. Both of my parents were very sorry. - Norman Wisdom

I’ve never been married, but I tell people I’m divorced so they won’t think something’s wrong with me - Elayne Boosler

My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She’s ninety-seven now, and we don’t know where the hell she is - Ellen DeGeneres

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby - Natalie Wood

The only reason people get lost in thought is because it’s unfamiliar territory - Paul Fix

These quotes were all found on the funny quotes website, which is just one example of the many humor quotation sites out there.